December 2010
Secret Handshakes
swappingsides:
I demand more hugging between these two.
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Holes.
Shawn: It's like that movie, the one with, uh, Sigourney Weaver.
Gus: Aliens?
Shawn: No.
Gus: Alien.
Shawn: No.
Gus: Alien: Resurrection?
Shawn: Gus, the one with the holes and Shia LaBeouf.
Gus: They had holes in Shia LaBeouf?
Shawn: The holes are in the ground, dude, (motions to the field) like that. And Jon Voight was walking around all crazy.
Gus: Oh, Anaconda!
Shawn: Man, never mind.
Partricide.
Shawn: What is not important, Mrs. Clayton, is who accused who of partricide.
Gus: You mean patricide.
Shawn: Then what’s partricide?
Gus: Killing a partridge.
Shawn: It’s a victimless crime.
Gus: No it’s not, Shawn.
Shawn: Then who’s the victim?
Gus: The partridge!
yourdramablues asked: Maybe we've been together too long for me to be this cheesy. I don't care. I love you more than infinity and beyond. I'll never love anyone the way I love you, even if one day you break my heart. I can't wait to kiss you. I'm going to go squeal in embarrassment now.