trastorn:

lostinthesprawl:

obentomusubi:

brosephstalin:

mastertone:

NICKELBACK ENDORSE HARPPER

For those of you that don’t know, Nickelback is a band from Alberta, which is a province in Canada.

In Canada we have a Prime Minister, named Stephen Harper, who is from Alberta too.

Nickelback make bland rehashed rock music that is the culmination of 80s hair metal and 90s grunge.

Stephen Harper makes policies that are a culmination of 80s fiscal conservatism and early 2000s neo-conservatism.

Stephen Harper is to politics what Nickelback is to music, and at a recent Ottawa concert Nickelback flashed this picture of S-Harp on the screen behind them.

Stephen Harper and his son Ben were in attendance, which must have been super weird for the son. He must be so confused, nothing’s cool for this kid, not even the rock music he listens to.

Canada, we need to talk. 

I can’t believe I would ever say this

Nickleback, you have gone too far.

Never cared for Nickelback, so this doesn’t faze me one bit.

Reblogging for your reaction, Trisha. Oh boy. Which one do you hate more?

They’re even more gross now.

Canada, I thought you were better than Nickelback.